Lady Mary Ties The Knot!

In a place with a zesty history! Plus, chips, and other celebrities are coupling up...or not???

Amid the smoking ruins of Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s marriage, and the surprise divorce of Hugh Jackman and Deborra-lee Furness — a woman we believe to be a deep-seated Broad who’d UNLEASH over a cocktail — the romantic pendulum has swung the other direction and we are inundated with celebrity hook-up speculation. (Presumably even famous people hate going home for Thanksgiving to deal with Nosy Parker relatives inquiring with concern about their relationship status.) Typically, where there is smoke, something is probably on fire, as we learned from the apparently true union of Kylee Jennamet. And maybe that thing is somebody’s loins, or maybe it’s an itch for headlines. Please join us as we look at some of the most recent rumored couplings and consider how legit we think they are.

1. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. You know all about this, unless you just came out of a coma, in which case: Welcome back! We hope you’re feeling better, and yes, Taylor may or may not be entering her NFL…