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As we mentioned on Go Fug Yourself this week, LaQuan Smith’s New York Fashion Week show this week opened, per Vogue, thusly:

..to the recognizable timbre of Joan Collins in one of her most iconic moments as Alexis Carrington Colby in Dynasty: “You’ve heard him, Blake, you’re finished, you’ve lost everything, and I am now the owner of this house[...] I’m …