Who Needs a Distraction?!?

We have some suggestions, including The Franchise.

The American election is on Tuesday and I am, as I said on Go Fug Yourself a couple of days ago, pre-fried. I am hanging on by a thread, friends! I suspect I am not alone in this. We may all need what I call DISTRACTABLES. This concept is exactly what it sounds like: something that will distract you from whatever you’re trying not to think about for, sa…