We're Sorry, We Can't Stop Thinking About This Bezos/Sánchez Insanity.
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Well, it’s finally happened. What The Daily Mail called “the wedding of the century” — sure, maybe in terms of cost! — has come and gone. Lauren Sánchez is now Lauren Sánchez-Bezos, a change she had her assistant make on her Instagram the moment the ring went on her finger.1 We ran down all the ridiculous (and frankly entertaining) gossip leading up to the wedding on Thursday; today, please gather around as we run down the 14 most delectable pieces of news that came out over the weekend in the wake of Friday’s ceremony.
Vogue got the exclusive about the dress(es), of course, up to and including this cover shot where Lauren seems to have a weird number of fingers. The story is — with apologies to Chloe Malle, who wrote it adeptly under the circumstances, and who is the rumored replacement for Anna Wintour — excruciating2. Amy Odell wisely pointed out that covering socialite weddings is actually right in Vogue’s wheelhouse (and I suspect their weddings coverage does great traffic for them)…
