Hello again! We were just here, enjoying the Grammys together, and now we are back to chat our way through the ads, the action, and the probable awful refereeing calls of Super Bowl LIX. The game features the Philadelphia Eagles taking on the Kansas City Chiefs, who are attempting a record third consecutive win. I am personally over the Chiefs — although I don’t mind them in general, with the exception of the fact that (a) I tend to root against any team that still does the Chop, and (b) Harrison Butker is a dingus. Also, Patrick Mahomes was my fantasy QB last year and was surprisingly bad for me and I hold a grudge, so I’ll be mildly cheering for the Eagles. I mostly just want to see an exciting game, and hope everyone has fun and no one gets hurt! Kick-off is at 3:30 pm PT/6:30 pm ET, and airs on FOX.
In addition to the football and the commercials, we’ll be getting an eyeful of plenty of celebrities, and, of course, Kendric…