The Watercooler: None of These People Are Okay

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU'RE NOT CAUGHT UP WITH SUCCESSION. Also, Yellowjackets was unfortunately mediocre.

Succession: You Can’t Fight The Reaper

I don’t ever want to go to a wedding on a boat in the first place – you can’t escape! – but this particular wedding on a boat could not have been any more horrific. Truly, has a wedding ever gone well on Succession? First Kendall whoopsie-daisy killed that poor cater-waiter, then Kendall fully spiraled over said killing at his mother’s nuptials, amid a lot of other dramatic stuff. And now, we’ve arrived at the (blessedly bum fight-less) wedding of Connor and Willa, a day which will live in several people’s hearts as a very fraught anniversary indeed. I assume if you’re reading this recap, you don’t mind being spoiled on what happened in this episode if you haven’t already watched it, and this news is all over the internet, but something VERY BIG happened this week, and if you have the slightest feeling that you might not want to be spoiled on something major, click out or scroll down to read about Yellowjackets and come back to this after you’ve w…