The Summer House Scandal Explained!

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Greetings from your Bravo Cinematic News Desk, where we have BREAKING SCANDAL coming out of the Summer House cast. Allow me to catch you up. In short, Summer House is a reality show following people living in a sharehouse in the Hamptons together over the summer, hence the name. I have seen every season, although I am currently a couple of episodes behind in the current one. If you want to catch up, and you should because Summer House is ELITE, feel free to skip season one.

This latest romantic drama concerns four current cast members:

Ciara, whom you may also know from The Traitors, is a model and travelling nurse who also seems like an extremely nice woman and friend, and a good sport who goes all out at costume parties. She is, frankly, one of the best people on the entire show: supportive, straightforward, fun. I love Ciara. Unfortunately — due in part, I think, to her relationship with her dad being somewhat fraught — she has historically kinda bad taste in dudes. The previous seas…