The Best, Worst, Least, and Most of the 2026 Golden Globes

We've got everything from UFC fighters to flame-broiled chicken.

Amusing. Perplexing. Expensive. Overlong. No, we’re not just referring to Judd Apatow’s banter introducing Best Director. [Hold for laughs.] We’re speaking, of course, about the 2026 Golden Globes, which ushered in the season in a much more adept way than the Critics Choice ceremony a week ago -- albeit one that used the afore-deployed joke setup multiple times across the night; hopefully the year’s allotment is already used up.

Friends, it felt good to be back. The CCAs warmed us up, but without a Broads live chat, it didn’t really count. Let’s dispense with the preamble and dig right into how the Golden Globes went last night, from the first step onto the red carpet to the last of the rolling credits. Pull up a sandwich and join us.