"Sex on a STICK. On a Horse."

We have MUCH to discuss from Rivals, S2, E5.

There are two very important things to know about this week’s Rivals episode. One is that Aidan Turner rides a horse with his cleavage out:

The other — which I think has been keeping us all up at night — is that Baa Baa Woolly Ramsbottom of the Cotswold Loony Party was undeterred by his loss to Rupert Campbell-Black and stood again in the by-election.