Not since October of 1999 has the viewing public been SO aghast at the plundering of famous curls. Yes, Connor Storrie, a.k.a. Heated Rivalry’s Ilya Rozanov, has shorn himself. For a role. THAT role.
That sound you hear, amid the collective wailing of an alarmed Internet commentariat, is Keri Russell asking her management team if Connor needs some emotional support.