High-Priced Memorabilia, "Priceless" Memories, and an Overpriced Katy Perry Doll
And in which Heather surprisingly runs across a lock of her own hair in an envelope.
Hello! I, Jessica, am writing this to you from my sick bed — I have been felled by a stomach bug for the second time in six months and this is not a trend I enjoy! I am a vigorous hand-washer so this feels particularly egregious but, you know. Shrug emoji. Anyway: Apologies if my commentary reads mildly deranged in any way — or at least more deranged than usual. I have dragged myself up from the depths of nausea to share something super important: You can bid on the iconic sofa and afghan from Roseanne (slash The Connors). This has literally been in the Smithsonian and now it could be in your living room! (I truly do not know what I would do with this if I won it. I feel like it needs to be at Hard Rock Cafe or the Paley Center or something1.)
This is part of a larger auction at Julien’s that has a lot of other cool TV stuff, as well as a sort of disturbing number of hairpieces. If you’re a fan of old school TV, I highly recommend taking a look through it, because they’ve got some reall…