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Are Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles dating? And should we reboot The Love Boat? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!

As summer winds down and the Venice Film Festival kicks off the typically busy awards pre-season, the gossip gods are giving: Apparently Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles were seen kissing in London. Yes, one of pop music’s sauciest young bare chests is dating the offspring of one of rock music’s sauciest older bare chests, who herself happens to be something of a popular Cool Girl in her own right (and also the stepdaughter of one of movies’ sauciest beefy bare chests).

I didn’t see this one coming, mostly because I’d heard rumors that Zoe was secretly dating her Caught Stealing co-star Austin Butler. And by that I mean, those rumors resurfaced as recently as two days ago, when Page Six excitedly reported that the two of them seemed “flirty” in Paris in a dimly lit bar (which doesn’t look dimly lit so much as “like many a nice kitchen in Studio City”). For background, Caught Stealing started shooting in September 2024. By October Zoe’s engagement to Channing Tatum was over, and by the end …