Devour Feculence.

I don't need to tell you what that means: It's Severance Episode 9.

Next week’s season finale of this show will be 76 minutes long, and frankly, I am going to need several of them to involve Jame Eagan being told to sit and spin on a pineapple. Credit to actor Michael Siberry, who never has many lines, but milks the ones he does get for maximum ick.

So far this season, the deck has been slowly reshuffled — we lost Irving, then sort of Mark, and today we MIGHT lose Dylan, leaving Helly R. as the only refiner showing up to work. I can’t imagine Helena Eagan standing for THAT for very long, but then again, maybe Helly will simply refuse to clock out for the day as some kind of sit-in protest. Just go hide in Mammalians Nurturable with Gwen Christie and make them wade through goat dung to find you, Helly!

Burt and Irvie: Our reunion with these two is brief and unsatisfying, and spawns rather more questions for me than it answers. Last we saw them, they were flirting awkwardly behind Fields’s back while Drummond rooted around through Irving’s trunk of secre…