Drinks With Broads

Drinks With Broads

Bright Eyes, Big Wormholes

And Martin Short.

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Heather Cocks & Jessica Morgan
Jun 18, 2026
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Stop the presses — I have an update about my quest to try every single under-eye patch/mask situation available to humankind. As you know, previously I recommended these (spendy) Naked Beauty ones, and these now totally unavailable anywhere Beauty Bio ones, as well as an ALSO now defunct random brand from Amazon that I assume has since been rechristened ZBROSSSON EYES EYEBAGS UNDEREYE DARK CIRCLE OLD PUFFY WRINKLED OLD. Well! I have tried yet more options and, good news, one of them is good and the other two are weird but perhaps in an entertaining or useful fashion:

The good: I regret to report that the Elemis Pro-Collagen Hydra-Gel Eye Masks are very good because they, too, are quite spendy. HOWEVER, I did just notice that Walmart currently has them at the best price I’ve ever seen. I need to buy these because right now, I am hoarding them. (Elemis says they’re just meant to fix “fine lines and wrinkles” but they fix my puffiness too. I mean, they don’t ERASE it, but they help it.)

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