All My Children Is Back (?), Emily in Paris Is (Possibly) Forever, and Hamnet Is (Maybe) Never

Also seriously WTF is the deal with this new Wuthering Heights?

HOLD THE PHONE. Susan Lucci claims that a reboot of All My Children is “bubbling as we speak,” under the watchful eye of Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, who (a) met on AMC so surely have fond memories of it, and (b) have the money and sway to actually maybe pull this off. COME ON. WE NEED ERICA KANE BACK.

Technically, we also need Kelly Ripa’s character, Hayley Vaughn back. I toodled over to Wikipedia to make sure Hayley wasn’t dead — she isn’t, not that it really matters — and was met with a treat. Whoever wrote this character bio got into it. If there is any proof needed that All My Children should make its way back to us, it’s excerpts like this one:

Hayley and Arlene’s¹ volatile relationship exploded in the fall of 2000 when, after a boatload of people were drugged with the libido enhancing drug Libidozone,² Hayley “killed” her mother. Hayley caught Arlene in bed with a drugged Mateo³ and strangled her. When her body disappeared from the deck – Adam⁴ had stumbled across the body and to…