A Red Carpet Alarm Bell, Heated Rivalry, the Beckhams, the Bennifers...
We're BACK and we're a full meal this week.
Welcome back, Broads! We missed you over the break, but we’re back and we’re coming in hot: The Golden Globes are Sunday, and we will live-chat the hell out of that whole den of corruption and the clothes that come with it, and we will shortly be bringing you Heated Rivalry recaps so that anyone who obsessed over those two hot yearning boys during the holidays can discuss it, and rewatch it, together. And then, before you know it, the Olympics will be here! It is ALL GOOD NEWS around these parts. We are determined for it to be so.
We warmed up with the Critics Choice Awards this past Sunday — we covered the clothes in-depth on Go Fug Yourself — which were… well. They are over, let’s put it that way! We have one piece of bad news and three hot takes:
The Red Carpet Got Worse. I cannot find anything explaining why last year’s smash-hit team of Zuri Hall and Heather McMahan did not cover the Critics Choice Awards. Is it in their contract that E! must employ one team of people so much worse…